Country Creativity

 


The Lighter Side of Countryside

 
  • I don't like the country. The crickets make me nervous. -- Marlon Brando

 

  • God made the country and man made the town. -- William Cowper

 

  • I started in rock music and worked my way up to country. -- Conway Twitty

 

  • An argument is like a country road, you never know where it is going to lead. -- Unknown

 

  • Never take a cross country trip with a kid who has just learned to whistle. -- Jean Deuel

 

  • You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. -- Robert Frost

 

  • The country is laid out in a haphazard, sloppy fashion, offensive to the tidy, organized mind. -- Alan Brien

 

  • You can find your way across the country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars. -- Charles Kuralt

 

  • Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. -- Bette Midler

 

  • What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your girl back, your dog back, your pick-up back, and you stop drinking. -- Louis Saaberdra

 

  • Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.
     

 
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