Country Creativity


The Lighter Side of Countryside

  • I don't like the country. The crickets make me nervous. -- Marlon Brando


  • God made the country and man made the town. -- William Cowper


  • I started in rock music and worked my way up to country. -- Conway Twitty


  • An argument is like a country road, you never know where it is going to lead. -- Unknown


  • Never take a cross country trip with a kid who has just learned to whistle. -- Jean Deuel


  • You can be a little ungrammatical if you come from the right part of the country. -- Robert Frost


  • The country is laid out in a haphazard, sloppy fashion, offensive to the tidy, organized mind. -- Alan Brien


  • You can find your way across the country using burger joints the way a navigator uses stars. -- Charles Kuralt


  • Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week. -- Bette Midler


  • What do you get when you play country music backwards? You get your girl back, your dog back, your pick-up back, and you stop drinking. -- Louis Saaberdra


  • Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas and take your next trip in kilometers.

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